ic voicemail

[suitability]

[a male voice, english accent with no discernable emotion speaks the following --]

013 » 007

[and there's a beep. leave a message. no guarantee he'll get back to you.]

Comments

text; encrypted 100%

[spots]

Read this.

[ short and to the point BECAUSE WHO KNOWS IF YOU'VE ABANDONED YOUR COMMUNICATOR OR NOT ]

text; mi6 filter; 1/several

[evilqueenofnumbers]

Report.

text; mi6 filter; 2/several

[evilqueenofnumbers]

[ approximately an hour later ]

You cannot possibly be engaged in anything so important that it's impossible for you to report in when requested.

voice; mi6 filter; 3/several

[evilqueenofnumbers]

[ an hour after that ]

Pick up your bloody phone!

voice; mi6 filter; 4/4

[evilqueenofnumbers]

[ fifteen minutes later ]

You have two hours until I presume you are dead or incapacitated and instruct Q to track down your location and request that security put you or your body in lock-up.